"Idk man, I'm not really feeling this edible." Two hours later...
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by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed Staff, by Casey RackhamBuzzFeed Contributor1.
Me lighting a blunt after a minor inconvenience
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When you cough for two minutes straight after taking a huge hit.
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when you high and you been hearing something for awhile and you look over and it was your Bestfriend talking to you
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Getting ready to go out when you’re stoned out of your gourd
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I want there to be a TV show called Stoned and Hungry: similar to Naked and Afraid, only it’s a bunch of people stupid faded in a kitchen with a bunch of weird/random items and then the show documents what kind of munchies they come up with
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"idk man, i'm not really feeling this edible"45 minutes later:
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wen u high af at dinner n ur mom b like "what did u do today"
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Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂
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when the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying
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There's being stoned, and then there's 'eating ice cream on a train with a lighter' type of stoned
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me: smoking weed hasn’t affected me at allsomeone: count to 10me:
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Twitter: @offlinemalek
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LMAO the highest shit I've ever done is make a bowl of cereal, had my phone in one hand the bowl in the other, I threw the bowl on my bed instead of my phone https://t.co/sROnBDHevS
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Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses
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me and my friends trying to communicate when we’re high af
